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The eight main areas of the TURNINYOURPARENTS.COM web site are the following: 1. Parents and patriotism. What are your parents reading? Who are their friends? How to determine if your parents are subversive? A checklist of what to be on the lookout to uncover any suspicious parental behavior. 2. Parents and drugs. Are they doing drugs? Have they been doing them since before you were born? How to find the tell-tale signs of parental drug abuse? Do your part for the war on drugs and get them the help they are silently begging for. 3. Parents and religion. Do your parents believe in God? Do they believe in anything? Have they sold their souls to Satan? How to look in your home for the unmistakable signs of Satanic possession. 4. The Top 10 signs that your parents are evil people. This list will change on a weekly basis as parents become more clever in hiding their evil-doing. 5. The TURNINYOURPARENTS.COM Chat Room. An online forum for visitors to discuss their parents suspicious behavior. 6. The TURNINYOURPARENTS.COM Subversion Report Form. This email form is a simple way for visitors to report any problems at their home. It is also a web resource that provides information on whom to contact to report any homegrown subversion. 7. The TURNINYOURPARENTS.COM testimonial page features the most touching, brave and thought provoking admissions of children struggling with their parent's ideological degeneration. 8. The TURNINYOURPARENTS.COM store will only accept your parents credit cards to sell you merchandise ranging from T-shirts to mousepads and coffee mugs. |
