Look at the corner of my monitor its ten o clock
This stupid linter will not merge my code without a block
This stupid jenkins instance hangs on all my unit tests
I cannot sudo on the bastion host im only guest
A pair of chopsticks stuck in cold rice ive been eating
Since the sun set all my coworkers dont even think of leaving
This feature has a deadline finance needs it for the budget
The vice president of product just told QA they could suck it
Ive been wrestling with the codebase and its very buggy
Dude in charge of code review can barely get it running
I submitted twenty switches the compiler needs
To reduce the latency on all the hard drive write and reads
The database is sluggish tell devops to up the instance
And lets run it at a 2n so we maintain our persistence
Looks like a junior pushed their code changes to master
Now the repo needs a revert - can you people do this faster?
Argh
I cant wait until i work for a real company
With a working ci/cd pipeline
And a well-documented codebase
With some competent engineers
Is that really too much to ask for?
Does anyone here even know what theyre doing?
Why am i sniffing this dry erase marker?
I better acquire some adderall if i plan on getting this done
Let me @channel on slack before i pass out
This burnout is hella sickening
And my work life balance suffers greatly all my free time shifting
Have unlimited vacation but i never use it
Cause my team makes me feel guilty for not pushing through this (pushing through this)
Temple of aluminum - a pile sit to the side of my displays
And the design doc on my desk starting to look just like a maze
The code that we outsourced to india is looking flawed
And they used outdated libraries in go dep and go mod
The agile coordinator screaming bout her swim lane
Just found out her project moved to backlog so shes going insane
We agreed to none of this in todays standup
If you think we need a meta scrum please go and put your hand up
I bang my keyboard in frustration i lost all my patience
My containers building last according to the wait list
Its 1 am it doesnt look like ill escape
Working at a startup sucks theres way too much red tape