Death to ladies first, then the gentlemen
All sorts of tax-free-face-lifts-abortions-nervous-breakdance
Satanic girls gone wild, truly fucking suicidal

First you try to fuck it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn't learned your name, you better kill it before they see it
First you try to fuck it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn't learned your name, you better kill it before they see it

It's Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
Fuck, eat, kill, now do it again
It's Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
Fuck, eat, kill, et cetera
First you try to fuck it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn't learned your name, you better kill it before they see it
It's Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon

I've got a black eye of a soul, my morals in a hole, wish I was still dead
But the TV said it's just a "tropical depression"
Pointless intervention, legal separation, call my dealer
Or my lawyer, "We've got a situation!"

First you try to fuck it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn't learned your name, you better kill it before they see it
First you try to fuck it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn't learned your name, you better kill it before they see it

It's Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
Fuck, eat, kill, now do it again
It's Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
Fuck, eat, kill, et cetera
On the news, or is it the noose?
The same results may vary, side effects are very
It's Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon

Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon

It's Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
Fuck, eat, kill, now do it again
It's Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
Fuck, eat, kill, et cetera
Fuck the goddamn TV and the radio
And fuck making hits, I'm taking credit for the death toll
It's Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon

It's Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
It's Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon