This song's for you, this song's called "The Grouch"

I was a young boy that had big plans
Now I'm just another shitty old man
I don't have fun and I hate everything
The world owes me, so fuck you
Glory days don't mean shit to me
I drank a six-pack of apathy
Life's a bitch and so am I
The world owes me, so fuck you

Wasted youth and a fistful of ideals
I had a young and optimistic point of view
Wasted youth and a fistful of ideals
I had a young and optimistic point of view

I've decomposed, yet my gut's gettin' fat
Oh my God, I'm turnin' out like my dad
I'm always rude, I've got a bad attitude
The world owes me, so fuck you
The wife's a nag and the kid's fuckin' up
I don't have sex 'cause I can't get it up
I'm just a grouch sittin' on the couch
The world owes me, so fuck you

Wasted youth and a fistful of ideals
I had a young and optimistic point of view
Wasted youth and a fistful of ideals
I had a young and optimistic point of view

'Til I grew up

I was a young boy that had big plans
Now I'm just another shitty old man
I don't have fun and I hate everything
The world owes me, so fuck you
Glory days don't mean shit to me
I drank a six-pack of apathy
Life's a bitch and so am I
The world owes me, so fuck you

The world owes me, so fuck you
The world owes me, so fuck you

The world owes me, so fuck you

Get naked!
What? (Get naked!)
I am not getting naked tonight, no
Okay, I'll do it
You gotta wait, though
How many of you guys out there have small dicks?
Yeah, everybody's all, "Tsk, not me!"
Shit
All you guys out there, you got dicks this big, just fucking admit it
Yeah, man, but I'm only this big
That's like, my whole body, you know?
Hey, don't underestimate an inch
What's that?
Anyways, this next song comes off a record called Dookie
This song's called "Chump", alright