And I am!
And I am!
The lucky one

Payback is overdue
So much for my I.O.U
My head is stuck underneath God's Thumb
I guess that makes me the lucky one

And I am! I am!
The lucky one
And I am! I am!
(Hooray for me, I'm the lucky one)

Stupidity is a constant trend
Murphy and I have become best friends
Hooray for dreams gone before they've come
Hooray for me, I'm the lucky one

A sinking ship, holes in my lifeboat
I'm sorry for choking but I've got a wishbone stuck in my throat
I never thought this could be such fun
Hooray for me, I'm the lucky one