I wanna be a high school football hero
With an S.A.T. score less than zero
I wanna try to drink my weight in beer-o
I wanna be a high school football hero
I wanna score a touchdown so I can score after the game
I don't care about my future 'cause it is just another day
I'll rush for forty yards
And drink four forties later on I'm done with
This brunette someone pass me another blonde
I wanna be a high school football hero
With an S.A.T. score less than zero
I wanna try to drink my weight in beer-o
I wanna be a high school football hero
Coach tells me to drink my milk and wash it down with 'roids
I've gotta get my rest so I can
Party with the boys
My brain is upside-down, so I'm just a little slow
I'll change my name to Bubba
So that everyone will know
I wanna be a high school football hero
With an S.A.T. score less than zero
I wanna try to drink my weight in beer-o
I wanna be a high school football hero
Yeah!
I wanna be a high school football hero
With an S.A.T. score less than zero
I wanna try to drink my weight in beer-o
Oh!
I wanna be a high school football hero
I wanna be a high school football hero
Hike!
Hang on everybody, we're gonna run out of tape soon
Here it comes
Any moment, now
No hang on I was wrong, it's gonna be about