SPEAK:YOU
Of course! My can of super shark repellent!
OK, let's see what the instructions say...
"Congratulations on buying Shark-B-Gon(tm), the premier shark repellent designed for the discerning diver on the go."
"We are sure you will find it both effective and COST effective. However, if you are not completely satisfied, you can contact customer support via our online messaging..."

SPEAK:SHARK
I haven't got all day, Baka!

SPEAK:YOU
(Oh bollocks!)
(Why do I have to be such a slow reader?)

SPEAK:SHARK
That's it! That's really it!
You've asked for it! I'm going to give you such a nip!

SPEAK:YOU
"onlinemessagingsystemwhereoneofourrepresentativeswillbe morethanhappytoassist AH TO HELL WITH IT!"
(I'll just spray this shit right in the beast's face!)
Take THAT!

EMOTE:SHOCK
SPEAK:SHARK
CRASH:AAAIE!!
What's the matter with you? Are you CRAZY?
Oh my goodness! My allergies!
OW! OWIE! OWOWOW!
WoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOw!!
EMOTE:UPSET

FADEMUSIC:
MUSIC:OCEAN

SPEAK:YOU
What... the...
Is this twenty-two hundred pound flawless killer of the deep...
...crying?

SPEAK:SHARK
Ki ki ki ki ki!
Oooh, you big horrible brute!
I shan't forget this! You can count on it!
Oooooooh!

EXIT

SPEAK:YOU

Well... that saw it off!
Yeah, I'm quite the bad ass!

BALLS:2

I don't think I should hang around any longer though!
I'm swimming back up to the boat right now!

EOF