SPEAK:SHARK

You dare to come back after bopping me on the snoot?
Oooh, you've got a lot of nerve!

BALLS:1

SPEAK:YOU
Look, I'm really sorry about that but it was purely in self-defence!
I was afraid you were going to eat me.

SPEAK:SHARK
I WAS going to eat you!

SPEAK:YOU
Well, then how can you blame me?
I'm really sorry I bopped you on your snoot.
I hope it didn't hurt.
It looks OK now.

SPEAK:SHARK
EMOTE:UPSET
You think my snoot looks OK?

SPEAK:YOU
Sure, it looks fine.

FADEMUSIC
MUSIC:SHARKCHANTHEME
EMOTE:HAPPY
SPEAK:SHARK
You think I'm fine?

SPEAK:YOU
I meant...

SPEAK:SHARK
Fine as in a cutie-pie?

SPEAK:YOU
Er, sure. Why not.

SPEAK:SHARK
Oh me oh my, it's been so long!
Do you know Senpai, nobody has called me fine for years and years!
They used to. Building sites, soldiers, my step-father, drunken married men in seedy bars...
I was greatly admired!
I do miss it so.

SPEAK:YOU
Did you say step-father?

SPEAK:SHARK
And now you come along and make me feel special again!

SPEAK:YOU
Well. No problem!

SPEAK:SHARK
Oh, I feel like a little girl again!
How can I help you, Senpai?

HOP
