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// THE DATE
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SPEAK:YOU
Say what now?

EMOTE:MAD
SPEAK:SHARK
You DID get me a date gift, didn't you?

SPEAK:YOU
Um...
It's just...
I didn't...
They didn't have your size!

SPEAK:SHARK
My size of what?

SPEAK:YOU
Your size of underwear! I was going to buy you sexy shark underwear!
But they didn't have anything big enough to fit your -

SPEAK:SHARK
...

SPEAK:YOU
I mean, not saying you're FAT.
It's just you're really, really big.

SPEAK:SHARK
Let's just drop it.

SPEAK:YOU
I was hoping that's what would happen to the underwear.
If it had fit.

SPEAK:SHARK
...

SPEAK:YOU
(Oh crud. That didn't go down well.)

HOP