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// THE FINAL ACT, ON THE BEACH
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SPEAK:GIRL
EMOTE:HAPPY
Do you remember when we met for our first date?

SPEAK:YOU
What, you mean that date we had like half an hour ago?
I believe I recall it, yes.

SPEAK:GIRL
Well, if you remember it so well you'll also remember...
EMOTE:MAD
You were a real DICKBAG to me.
So guess what, loverboy!
Your balls are going down faster than they would in a scalding bath!

SPEAK:YOU
What, because I made that toilet remark?
You didn't seem that bothered at the time!

SPEAK:GIRL
Well, now I've had time to think about it!
Less balls for you!

HOP