LOCATION:BOAT
FADEOUT:5
MUSIC:MARINA
SPEAK:YOU

Urh... safe at last!
That was quite an unusual experience.

ENTER:MARINA
SPEAK:MARINA
Back already?
I'm almost semi-impressed! Let's see what you've got!

SPEAK:YOU
Oh boy, do I have a story for you!

SPEAK:MARINA
Story? Save it for bedtime when you have your hideous children!
I want results! I want a talking fish!
So hand it over!

SPEAK:YOU
Oh... well, I don't have one yet.

SPEAK:MARINA
WHAT?

SPEAK:YOU
Well, there was this shark down there!

SPEAK:MARINA
Of course there was a shark down there you numbskull! These are shark infested waters!
You find doughnuts in a doughnut shop, you find sharks in shark-infested waters!
But never, NEVER, do you find a shark in a doughnut shop!
Do I make myself clear?

SPEAK:YOU
Er...

SPEAK:MARINA
Holy hell! And the hire on this boat has run out! I've got to take it back!
We're coming back here tomorrow you punk, and the extra day's boat hire is coming out of your wages!
Why are males so useless!? Oh my god!

QUESTION:
If you think sharks are no big deal, YOU do it!
Gee whizz, I'm really sorry Miss Marina!
***

HOP
