SPEAK:YOU

What the hell, a shark isn't going to want a present.
I ain't made of cash. This date wasn't even my idea.
How do I get myself into these things?
Why is my life so out of control?
Why do I spend all my time either having a miserable time or bored out of my skull just playing with my balls?
BALLS:1
Hey, there it is again.
BALLS!
Let's have some more!
...
Typical. Just a fluke.
Well, let's get a little sleep.
...
ZZZ
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EOF
