SPEAK:SHARK

Your bravery does you credit, that's true.

BALLS:3

It almost makes me sorry I am now obliged to gobble you up.

SPEAK:YOU
Oh please don't. I don't mean any harm! I just wanted to get to the bottom of why all the fish talk around here!

SPEAK:SHARK
Really?

SPEAK:YOU
Especially you! You have such an... attractive voice!

FADEMUSIC
MUSIC:SHARKCHANTHEME
EMOTE:UPSET
SPEAK:SHARK

You think I sound attractive?

SPEAK:YOU
Yeah... you sound a lot like the little nurses I watch in Japanese videos.
Except, you know, a bit less like you're being assaulted against your will.

SPEAK:SHARK
EMOTE:HAPPY
Do I sound cute?

SPEAK:YOU
Well, you sure don't sound like I'd expect a Great White Shark to sound like.

SPEAK:SHARK
Ah, there is a reason for that, Senpai!
I wasn't always a shark, don't you know.
It's been a long time since anyone called me cute!
EMOTE:UPSET
Usually nowadays I'm just called 'Oh my God, it's coming right for us!'.
Or 'That thing just ate Brad.'

SPEAK:YOU
And... did you eat Brad?

SPEAK:SHARK
EMOTE:HAPPY
Brad tasted like a meaty surfboard!

SPEAK:YOU
But you're not going to eat me now, right?

SPEAK:SHARK
I could never eat such a polite gentleman!
That would be such bad manners!

HOP
