SPEAK:YOU
(That's right! When faced with a marauding shark, you have to punch it on the nose!)
(Then the shark will lose interest and swim away.)
OK, you!
Pick the bones out of this one!
Wham!

SPEAK:SHARK
EMOTE:SHOCK
CRASH:AAAAAIEEE!
FADEMUSIC
MUSIC:OCEAN

You... you horrible beast!!

EMOTE:UPSET

You HIT me! You hit my precious snout!!

SPEAK:YOU
Erm...
Well, it was in self-defence?

SPEAK:SHARK
Ki ki ki ki ki ki ki!
Oh, you absolute beast!
You nasty, violent little man!

SPEAK:YOU
ME, violent!
You were going to chow down on me! What did you expect me to do?

SPEAK:SHARK
You didn't have to HIT me, you rotter!

SPEAK:YOU
I did, actually!
What, you want some more?
Come at me!

BALLS:4

SPEAK:SHARK
Help! Someone get this ruffian away from me!
EXIT

SPEAK:YOU
Wow!
I never knew I had it in me!
I better split before it has a chance to get mad about it though. I've seen enough for one day!
Back to the boat!

EOF