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SPEAK:WAITER
May I present, the dish of the day.

SPEAK:SLUG
SUCK ON MAH -
Oh, you have to be shitting me.
What, so crushing me under a rock wasn't going quite far enough, is that it?
Nah, smashing that slug with a rock, you said to yourself - I can do better than that!
I think I'll EAT him as well.
Great.
Thanks!
Nice going!
All I wanted was you to suck on my balls.
But OH NO, no, that was FAR too much effort for ya, wasn't it?
Well do me a favour. Save them till last.
Savour them.
Add a dash of hot sauce, although let me tell you they're pretty spicy to start with.
AND THEN I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON THEM!
YA BIG, DUMB JERK!
YOU FLATHEADED, KNOCK-KNEED BAG OF PUS!

SPEAK:SHARK
Dinner doesn't usually rant so much.

SPEAK:YOU
No. We have history.

SPEAK:SLUG
FIGHT ME, YA BIG GALOOT!
COME ON, CHUMP! PUT 'EM UP!
I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!

SPEAK:SHARK
* NOM *
MMMmmmm. Not bad. A little salty, maybe.

SPEAK:YOU
Thanks.

SPEAK:SHARK
Don't mention it!

HOP