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SPEAK:YOU

Let's see...
Half a nautical mile from the wreck...
...
If only I knew what the fuck a nautical mile was.
But somehow, I reckon this has to be the place.

MUSIC:BAR
LOCATION:BAR
FADEOUT:5

Well, I've seen some messed-up junk in my time.
But this pretty well takes the ship's biscuit.

ENTER:SHARK
EMOTE:HAPPY
SPEAK:SHARK
Hello there, Senpai!
EMOTE:MAD
I thought you were going to be LATE for a moment there!
EMOTE:HAPPY
But you're not!
Hurray!

SPEAK:YOU

Late? As if!
Ha!
...
EMOTE:MAD
(Uh oh, she's looking at me that way again.)
(I think this is the point of the evening where I'm suppose to say something charming.)
(Come on... you can do this...)

QUESTION:
Hey, you look a couple of pound lighter!
The moon sure does glint beautifully off your teeth!
How about we skip dinner and just have a quickie in the toilets?

HOP

