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SPEAK:YOU
Oh yes!
I almost forgot I was lugging this massive ham around!

EMOTE:HAPPY
SPEAK:SHARK
Oooooh! A HAM!
I do love a ham!
How thoughtful of you!
* NOM *
EMOTE:HAPPY
What a delightful little starter!
Thank you, good sir!

BALLS:3

SPEAK:YOU
I'm glad you liked it.
It wasn't easy to get hold of.
It's really hard to slip a thing like that into your raincoat without the store detective spotting you.

SPEAK:SHARK
Oh you!
You ARE a joker!

SPEAK:YOU
What?

HOP