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SPEAK:YOU
Oh my God...
What the hell is that?

SPEAK:SHARK
He's our waiter!

SPEAK:YOU
He's a Blobfish, right?

SPEAK:SHARK
Maybe, Senpai! Either than or he's just preternaturally ghastly.

SPEAK:YOU
I don't know about that, but he's an ugly fucker.

SPEAK:WAITER
Good evening, Madam.
Good evening...
...
...sir.
Can I show you to your rock?

SPEAK:SHARK
Thank you!

SPEAK:WAITER
Would you care to see the wine list?

SPEAK:SHARK
Oh yes!

SPEAK:WAITER
Perhaps...
...sir...
would care to order the wine?

SPEAK:YOU

(Oh dear.)
(This isn't really my strong suit.)
Hmmm... "Wine List"...

QUESTION:
Shiraz. Deep red. Notes of wood smoke and bramble fruits.
Sancerre. Ripe gooseberry aromas. Crisp finish.
Thunderbird. Five generations of winos can't be wrong.

HOP

