SPEAK:SLUG

SUCK ON MY -
AAAGH!
OH, I AM CRUSHED!
SMOTE WITH A TERRIBLE STONE! I DIE!
I AM... NO MORE!!

SPEAK:YOU
Yeah, damn right you are you little bitch!
Serves you right, too.
As far as actions that have zero consequence go, that must rank pretty highly on the scale!
Now, let's check out that wreck.

HOP