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// THE DATE
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SPEAK:WAITER
May I present, the dish of the day.

SPEAK:SLUG
SUCK ON MAH -
Oh, hey! It's YOU again!
Small world, ain't it?

SPEAK:YOU
Is there anything else I can eat?

SPEAK:WAITER
No.

SPEAK:SHARK
If you don't want it, I'll have it! I'm famished.

SPEAK:YOU
Yeah, that's fine.

SPEAK:SLUG
Yeah, great. Talk about me like I'm not here.
Well I'm a person too. I deserve respect!
I have a NAME, you know.
It's...

SPEAK:SHARK
* NOM *
Oooh, tasty!
Slides right down the throat.

SPEAK:YOU
What did it taste like?

SPEAK:SHARK
A bit like when you hawk a wicked loogie, but then swallow it again.

SPEAK:YOU
Oh, yeah! I know what you mean.

HOP