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// THE DATE
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SPEAK:YOU
Er, we'll have the Shirruz please.

SPEAK:WAITER
(Arches eyebrow)
The SHIRAZ... sir?

SPEAK:YOU
Yeah. Some of that.

SPEAK:WAITER
Very good...
...
...
...
...sir.

SPEAK:SHARK
EMOTE:NORMAL
Oooh, a RED wine!
You must be a very sophisticated man! I bet you smoke a pipe and occasionally allow yourself a sensible chuckle!

BALLS:2

SPEAK:YOU
Well, I have been known to toot the odd bong it's true.

SPEAK:SHARK
I'll bet a sophisticated man like you would certainly bring a lady a present when you took her on a date!

HOP