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|  |       ||       ||       ||       ||       ||   | |       ||  | |       |  |
|  |_     _||   _   ||   _   ||_     _||  _____||   | |    ___||__| |  _____|  |
|    |   |  |  | |  ||  | |  |  |   |  | |_____ |   | |   |___      | |_____   |
|    |   |  |  |_|  ||  |_|  |  |   |  |_____  ||   | |    ___|     |_____  |  |
|    |   |  |       ||       |  |   |   _____| ||   | |   |___       _____| |  |
|    |___|  |_______||_______|  |___|  |_______||___| |_______|     |_______|  |
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|           _______  ___   __    _  _______  ___   __    _  _______            |
|          |       ||   | |  |  | ||       ||   | |  |  | ||       |           |
|          |  _____||   | |   |_| ||    ___||   | |   |_| ||    ___|           |
|          | |_____ |   | |       ||   | __ |   | |       ||   | __            |
|          |_____  ||   | |  _    ||   ||  ||   | |  _    ||   ||  |           |
|           _____| ||   | | | |   ||   |_| ||   | | | |   ||   |_| |           |
|          |_______||___| |_|  |__||_______||___| |_|  |__||_______|           |
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|                     __   __  _______  ___      _______                       |
|                    |  | |  ||       ||   |    |       |          |~~'        |
|                    |  |_|  ||   _   ||   |    |    ___|          |           |
|                    |       ||  | |  ||   |    |   |___        ___|   |~~'    |
|                    |   _   ||  |_|  ||   |___ |    ___|      (___)   |       |
|                    |  | |  ||       ||       ||   |___            ___|       |
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    ma'am, I'd like to sing a little song for you.":
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