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"So you're on your way to Nashville, are ya? I suppose'n you think you're going
to find a big shot Hollywood producer to make you a famous country star." It's
Bobby Jack Pat, the wise old man who lives at the bus station. "Take my advice,
sweetheart: Try your luck in Yankeetown, Florida. Don't let the name fool ya,
it's the biggest little city south of the Mississippi."

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  * Exchange your ticket for one headed Yankee-way:
    http://www.tumblr.com/txtventure/yankeetown.txt

  * Say "thank ye, kindly" but ignore Bobby Jack Pat's advice and get on the
    Nashville bus:
    http://www.tumblr.com/txtventure/nashville.txt