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"Lady, don't you know there's a war on? Why don't you just get a rhinestone
jumpsuit like everybody else?""

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  * You're already late for the bus, just buy the jumpsuit and get that rear in
    gear:
    http://www.tumblr.com/txtventure/bus.txt