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You've spent your whole life in this dinky little town. It's time to follow
your dreams. Are you ready to become a famous country music star in Nashville?
You won't get the attention of any big shot producers wearing those clothes!

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  * Go buy a fringe jumpsuit:
    http://www.tumblr.com/txtventure/jumpsuit.txt

  * Go buy a gingham dress with denim accents:
    http://www.tumblr.com/txtventure/gingham.txt