myList="King A takes off on horse B at X parsecs an hour. If his jousting stick is thirty hands long, he will arrive at the castle's moat five seconds after his horse... " Excuse me... 2 "HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT MY MOST VITAL RESEARCH ON KINGLY MIGRATIONAL HABITS!" Sorry, but I heard you talking about kings. I happen to be seeking the king! 3 "Then your journey ends here! I happen to the most learned, world renowned, expert on kings, plus all kingly mannerisms and behaviors, notwithstanding everything related to kings: king kong, king pins, fisher kings, and king cobras. I am the official king-sized expert on kings!" Wow! How do you know so much about kings? 4 What can you tell me about the king of Kaleo? 5 Can you tell me if my journey is almost over? 6 I've never heard someone use kings so many times in one sentence! He must be smart! "I have studied kings in a variety of ways. Through questions and answers, research, reading, and first-hand experience." Where did learn so much about them? 7 Can you help me find the king I am looking for? 8 First hand experience is good. Has he met the King of Kaleo? "What can't I tell you about that king? I know everything there is to know about him; including: his sandal size, his favorite foods, his family, his friends... even his enemies!" Enemies? Are you talking about the dragon??? 9 You sure know a lot about the king of kaleo, have you ever met him before? 10 "Nave! Although the castle is close, your journey has just begun! Fortunately, you can benefit from my extensive travels across this great plain earth of ours where I encountered many a king. I've met all kinds of kings! Including short ones, tall ones, blonde and raven haired, wise and dumb kings. I've met them with fair tempers and ill tempers – the only thing I can predict without fault is that they are all completely unpredictable!" What made you search so far and wide, when you have a perfectly good king right here in Kaleo? 11 Unpredictable? What do you mean by that? 12 "My educational experience includes king charles elementary, followed by mlk middle school, king james preparatory school, and my college and graduate work at elvis presley the king university, in queens. I've also traveled the flat world over, examining kings in their native habitats." What about the king of Kaleo? 10 I don't have time to wait, I need to press on in my journey. 6 "That's easy! You could consult my recently published set of 'Maps To King's Homes.' Or better yet for you, wait for my soon-to-published two-volume set, 'Kings For Dummies.'" What about the king of Kaleo? 10 I don't have time to wait, I need to press on in my journey. 6 "The one and only -- Vyle the dragon. Vyle is out to undo any good the king does. The dragon has also projected a great desire to prevent you from ever seeing the king yourself. Recently, I estimated the size and volume of the castle against the mass and temperature of Vyle's hot breath – and I conclude, without a doubt, that the dragon is too great an enemy for any mortal to withstand!" I've got my shield and I'm ready to fight the dragon! 15 Well there must be some way. 16 The King can deal with the dragon! I know that for sure! "I know him well...albeit, only from a distance. Once I faired to cross the great bridge myself, but as I neared the castle moat I was greeted with the most ridiculous request to cast aside all of my diplomas and research materials... Absurd! Why would I give up everything I know, just to meet one single king?" What about the dragon? 9 He called me! I want to meet him. 22 Not a wise move, if you ask me. "Good!?! I argue that point on three levels! First, along your path that lead you to this point, you've met many who have all said the king you seek cannot be trusted. And the only ones who say he is good are an undercooked leg of lamb and a rarely seen shepherd. Second and third... it just doesn't add up!" Well, I believe he's good. 17 Hmm, there are only a few who are concerned with the king, I wonder why? 18 "Five years ago, I developed a mathematical formula that is considered reliable by most accredited teachers: if you divide the king's height by his weight, if he were on the moon, multiply it by his wife's age in dog years-subtract the square root of pi-the sum of the equation should equal a figure. Properly graphed, it would yield a profile of the king's face while sleeping." How is it that you know so much about kings? 4 I guess so. exit "Over time, this formula proved true in proving the falseness of our king's creditability. And so on and so forth!" ok exit "Blank" ok exit "Unless your shield has been manufactured to the highest OSHA standards with some free-running polymer strands mixed within - I can calculate your chances of with standing Vyle's breathe at .0000000000000087 and a half!" Well, we'll see. 20 Oh really, that's good to know. 19 There is! If you consider running for your life an option -- it always is, you know! I guess so. exit "BELIEVE?!? Belief, my naïve friend, is nothing more than an insult to anyone with real intellect! You may take your beliefs and your filthy sheep partner and go now." Ok, buh-bye. exit "AH! Wonder. Wondering is like morning to the mind. It's when the lights go on and everything is revealed. You wonder why no one is concerned about your king? It's because your journey is a waste of effort. This king of Kaleo is not worthy." I guess so. exit Well, I believe he is. 17 "You're welcome! I'm happy to help!" Ok, later. exit "Don't believe me, eh? You shall when you test my theories out! You will be burned to a crisp!" I believe my shield seems pretty sturdy. 17 Ok, I'm listening. Thanks for letting me know. exit "Blank" ok exit "With me being smarter than you, it would be wise if you listened to the voice of reason. The king is just not worth it. There are far greater kings in the world. First, you need to study those and then pursue those. You'll be far happier." Why are you not happy with the good king of Kaleo? 11 I'll pursue my own way. Bye. exit &loaded=1