myList="Isn't my hair pretty?" It is beautiful, how did you make it so? 2 Sure. . . but I have a question for YOU. 3 Not really. 4 "I wash it daily with Egg ‘N Boulders Shampoo and brush it like 100 strokes each night, just before I lay my head on my lamb's wool pillow. Did you want to know where I got this totally gorgeous dress?" Not really. 5 Actually I'm more interested in finding out how to get to the castle. Will you help me find my way? 6 Yes! Tell me right away! 7 Ooh I don't like her. Some poor relative of mine had to lose all their clothes for her pillow. "I'm sure I'll have the answer, as long as your question is about ME." What can I do for fun in this town? 14 How do I get to the Forest? 15 How can I reach the castle? 6 "Stop teasing. You know you love it." What I'd really love, is for you to tell me if there's anyone around here who can tell me how to get out of Karnivale. 16 I'm not teasing, but are you always so focused on your looks? 17 "Anyway, I got it at this totally awesome vendor down fifth street, I think he was like right next to the Jewelry store that sells these like incredibly cool bracelets, but anyway, the store was called Frocks Fifth Avenue. I go there almost every day. Have you been there yet? Would you want to go? I was just heading over..." Boy, you're pretty stuck on yourself. I think I'll talk to someone else for a while. 8 I'm glad you enjoy it, but no thanks! 9 "Castle!? Do you mean Castle Cosmetics? No way, I'm a distributor!! Are you satisfied with your current income? Are you interested in like making more money in your spare time? You too could sell beauty products out of your own home!" I'm interested! How can I get involved? 10 I'm not really looking for a job right now. I'm on a journey to the actual King's castle. 11 "Well, I got it at Frocks Fifth Avenue at their annual sidewalk sale. And I'll tell you what! It was a great deal. And the way I see a great deal is this: you can like save a bunch of money and then spend the money you saved on something else! Do you like to shop?" It's not my favorite activity. 12 Sure! I love it! 13 "Fine, but you're missing out." Oh well. exit "Fine, but you're going to be sorry you missed such an opportunity" Oh well. exit "I'd sign you up now, but I'm all out of paperwork. The business is growing so fast! I guess I'll have to catch you another time after I have my scribe write up a new scroll of sign-up sheets. " Ok, thanks for the offer. exit What can I do for fun in this town? 14 Don't you think you have better things to do? "Bo-ring. Whatever! Good luck with your 'journey.'” Ok, thanks. exit "Oh, I know what you mean. Shopping isn't my favorite activity either. Getting ready every morning for the day is my top priority as well. But then priority #2 is shopping!" Is there anything else besides shopping and things here in Karnivale? 14 And what else? 28 Wow, is she really into herself, or what? "We should go sometime then. You're new in town, aren't you? Well, my name is like Cassie, and I totally know every inch of this town, well, the shopping district at least" ok exit "I like to go shopping and like look in the mirror and stuff. But some people enjoy carnival games or the food. But back to me..." Is there anything else here? 23 What else about you? 22 I kind of like the juggler...he looks fun! "I don't know anything about a forest. If it's not a beauty product or something I can wear, I wouldn't know anything about it. Ta-ta!" Ok, bye. exit "Why would you ever want to leave? We have all the great clothing stores, beauty products, and hair stylists? As far as I'm concerned, this is heaven." I'd like to get to the forest. 15 I'd like to get to the castle. 6 This is heaven? It's all about things here in Karnivale. 24 "What else is there?" Like the purpose for your life? 18 I'm searching for the king. exit "Purpose? I know my purpose -- it's to look good! You should find out yours." I know what mine is. 19 Good idea. 20 What a shallow, empty life you must lead. 21 "That's nice. So, look at my totally gorgeous dress. Do you want to know where I got it?" Not really. 5 Yes, tell me. 7 "Well, I'm not all beauty. I've got some brains too. But, what do you think about my dress? Do you want to know where I got it?" Not really. 5 Yes, where did you get it? 7 "Me, shallow? Have you ever shopped and looked for the best deals? I'm so good at it, almost an expert. I even sell Castle Cosmetics. Would you like to sell beauty products out of your home?" How can I get involved? 10 I've got more important things to do. I'm on a journey to the king's castle. 11 "Do you want to know where I got this totally gorgeous dress?" Yes...tell me! 7 Not really. 5 Actually, I'm trying to find out how to get to the King's castle. Do you know the way? 6 "There's beautiful me! And my gorgeous dress! Don't you love it? Do you want to know where I got it?" Not really. 5 Sure, tell me. 7 I'd really like to find out how to get to the castle. Can you help me? 6 "No, this is a place where I can focus on me! Like what else would you want to focus on?" How about the king? I'd like to find the king. 26 I'd like to get to the forest and continue on my journey. 11 I don't know. 25 "Do you want to know where I got this totally gorgeous dress?" Yes, where? 7 Not really. 5 "King? I'd prefer a prince! I'm sure my prince will come someday. If you see the king, can you see if he has a cute son and send him here to see me. I'm sure he'll fall in love with me! And we'll get married and I'll be a princess! Oh, I can't wait." Well, we'll see. 27 That's nice. But I was talking about the king. I'm on a journey to hist castle. 11 "Oh, yes. My prince will surely come. Thanks for telling me about the king and prince. I can't wait!" You're welcome. exit Ok. exit "Oh, besides my clothes and my hair and my make-up, I think that's about all my priorities. What else is there?" Don't you have a purpose in your life? 18 I don't know. 22 &loaded=1