It’s no secret that Hans from Frozen is not our fave. Not a day goes by when we don’t think, “Why, Hans. Why?!?” Now picture this imaginary scenario: You’re lucky enough to travel to Arendelle, and you get to go to Elsa’s coronation. However, in some weird alternate reality, somewhere between deceiving Anna and trying the chocolate fondue, Hans has decided to get your attention. Ugh. How awful. Can you successfully avoid talking to him? Try your best:

Hans makes eye contact with you from across the room. What do you do?

Stare back because he’s so handsome

Stuff some chocolate in your face

Immediately jump behind a plant

Grab the nearest person and engage in a convo

Hans waves at you. What do you do?

Do not wave back

Wave briefly but avert your eyes

Glare at him like the stone cold diva you are

Look v. confused

Hans now has a giant plate of cake and is walking by you. What do you do?

Grab the cake and stuff it in your mouth as you walk by

“Accidentally” knock the cake into Hans

Walk in the opposite direction and never look back

You go get that cake, nothing stops you from cake

Hans offers you a sandwich. What do you do?

Grab the sandwich and throw it

Accept the sandwich because awwww how cute

Dive underneath a table

Take the sandwich and give it to someone else

Hans is dancing nearby. What do you do?

Find the Duke of Weselton and dance the night away

Bust out some awkward dance moves

Pretend like you don’t like dancing

Pirouette far, far away from Hans

You’ve been assigned to sit at the same table as Hans. What now?

Stare at him until he leaves

Make light conversation

Laugh at all of his jokes because you can’t help it

Move to another table on the other side of the room

Okay, we think you’ve finally lost him. Fake out! Hans joins you and a group of friends! What do you do?

Compliment Hans on his sideburns

Leave your friends with Hans

Introduce all of your friends to Hans

Create a diversion and sneak away

The party is almost over! Hans asks you to marry him. What do you do?

You say something crazy: “Yes!”

You say: “Nope.”

You say: “I’ll think about it.”

You say: “Hans, bye.”

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You could not successfully avoid Hans!

Sorry, pal. You have to talk to Hans and it’s not going to be fun. Just remember, even though he seems charming, he is: Not. To. Be. Trusted. Get ready for a full hour of listening to Hans talk about himself. There’s no escape.

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You successfully avoided Hans!

Congratulations, you don’t have to talk to Hans, or even be in the presence of Hans. Your avoidance skills are truly masterful. Now you get to hang out at the coronation, eat all the chocolate fondue your heart desires, and not be bothered by the likes of Hans or his false charms. Hans, bye.