Quiz: You are Meg. Can You Get Through the Day Without Saying You’re in Love (With Hercules)?
Crystal Nguyen
Oh My Disney Contributor
Ah, Hercules. The one and only Wonder Boy. Hercules is living, mortal proof that a true hero isn’t measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart. Imagine being in Meg’s shoes for a day—can you muster the strength to get through it without saying you’re in love? Let’s see how you fare:
Oh no! You’re captured by a centaur, but Hercules suddenly appears. What do you say?
Hercules offers you a ride on Pegasus. What are you thinking?
Hades has finally given you a day off. Where do you spend it?
A group of fangirls approaches you, with Hercules. You:
Hercules flashes you a smile. What’s your first reaction?
There’s a sale on Air Hercs. What do you do?:
The sun is blazing and you pass by a refreshing Herculade stand. Thirsty?
Hercules accidentally breaks off the arms of a statue. What do you tell him?
A shooting star flashes by. What do you wish for?
The muses burst out in song about your love for Hercules. How do you respond?
You got through the day without saying you’re in love!
No chance, no way, you won’t say it. It’s too cliche, and besides—you’re not a basic D.I.D. (damsel in distress) and you can make do without a hero. You’re independent—you tie your own sandals and everything. At least you won’t say you’re in love with Hercules … out loud.
The secret is out! You’re in love!
You swoon, you sigh, why deny it? It’s the truth! You gave it your best shot, but Wonder Boy really is perfect. Looks like he isn’t the only one with a weakness for romance—there hasn’t been this much love in a room since Narcissus discovered himself!
Music and lyrics for “I Won’t Say I’m in Love” were written by Alan Menken and David Zippel.
