Moving pictures and interactive toys

Hello you.

I've finally decided to remove the horrifying animated menu (and it's "Samba de Latino" soundtrack, yum!) and replace it with something more... well... Dreamweavery.

New cartoon: "Naughty Heffalump", the sequel to Poor Monkey. It's great. And by great I mean mildly disappointing!

Also, I've bowed to the inevitable and put up a forum. It's put together using phpBB's standard SubSilver template, which means it looks exactly like 90% of all forums on the internet. And it has has a remarkably low bandwidth allowance. Huzzah!


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An archive of earlier offerings


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