The League of Extraordinary Bisexuals

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<center><h3>The League of Extraordinary Bisexuals</h3> By Sarah Garcia [[Begin the Game]]</center>

In a world where some can see only in shades of [[pink]], [[purple]], and [[blue]]...

[[Rosa]] was one of these people.

[[Indi]] was one of these people.

[[Jay]] was one of these people.

Together, along with two others, [[she]] was part of a superhero team called the League of Extraordinary Bisexuals.

Together, along with two others, [[they]] were part of a superhero team called the League of Extraordinary Bisexuals.

Together, along with two others, [[he]] was part of a superhero team called the League of Extraordinary Bisexuals.

The League of Extraordinary Bisexuals

Sarah Garcia

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One day, on a mission against the supervillain Professor Gold Star, Rosa snuck into [[her enormous laboratory]].

One day, on a mission against the supervillain Curious the Furious, Indi was exploring [[an elaborate maze]] that the villain had hid the detonator to a bomb inside.

One day, on a mission against the supervillain Doctor Donald Deagan, Jay had broken into [[a hospital]] that the Doctor had taken hostage.

Reaching a long split hallway, Rosa had to choose to go to [[the left]], [[the right]], or [[straight ahead]].

She went to the left and eventually reached a room full of [[chemicals and cages]].

She went to the right and eventually reached a room full of people. They were all wearing tough-looking outfits and were either talking to one another or drinking coffee. They all [[turned and looked at her]] as she entered.

She travelled straight ahead, and walking past a doorway, a metal door slid down from above and trapped her inside. [[No matter what she did]], she couldn’t get it to reopen.

It was the guards’ break room. Ah, shit. This won’t end well. THE END Back to [[Start]]

Approaching the cages, she saw people within morphed into [[terrible beasts]] - some clearly stuck forever mid-transformation.

“Ha ha!” A voice cackled evilly from an intercom. “That’s what you get for moving straight!” THE END Back to [[Start]]

Rosa considered what to do next: [[unlock the cages]], [[destroy the facility]], or [[search for a cure]].

Unlocking one cage to free its occupant, the wild creature leapt forward and [[bit right into her neck]].

Disgust filling her thoughts, she chose to make sure all of this was [[destroyed and forgotten]] by the world.

Compassion filling her heart, she searched around for a cure to [[undo the wrongs]] that had been committed.

Welllllllllll thennnnnnnnn. Time to bleed to death. THE END Back to [[Start]]

Rosa set a raging fire and ran out as the entire building burned down into ashes. She watched the destruction from outside and solemnly wondered how she could still call herself a superhero. THE END Back to [[Start]]

She [[checked the desk and filled beakers]] to discern their contents to no avail.

Finally finding some notes, she rifled through until she found [[a page mentioning a cure]]. It stated that one vial released into the air would cure all nearby.

It also said that there was only [[one vial made and shelved]] inside a cabinet of this very room.

She ran to that cabinet and searched rapidly for [[the place where this cure was located]].

To her surprise and disappointment, she found it empty. Then suddenly, [[from behind]]…

“Oh, are you looking for this?” Rosa frowned and turned as she recognized the arrogant voice of [[Professor Gold Star]].

The Professor stood on a floating star platform [[holding a vial]] with a mocking grin on her face. “I knew one of you little twerps would come for this.”

“Why do you even want to stop me?” The villainess continued. “I’m [[just experimenting]]; isn’t that what you’ve been doing, you lug?”

How Rosa chose to respond: <ul><li>[[She told the Professor to go fuck herself]]</li> <li>[[She corrected her calmly]]</li> <li>[[She lunged for the vial]]</li></ul>

“I will not stand for such rudeness!” The Professor threw the vial far away and [[broke it]], ensuring it was not close enough to affect the creatures.

“Nah,” Rosa said. “It’s more like [[I’m bi until I die]], and even then, my ghost will haunt everyone with how bi I still am.”

Seeing the sudden act of violence, the Professor moved her floating star out of the way and then dropped the vial below her, [[crushing it]] under foot. “That’s what you get for breaking my rules.”

Professor Gold Star looked furious. “Fuck, you’re so stubborn!!! [[How about this]]?! Either you admit to it or I destroy the cure!”

Whoops. THE END Back to [[Start]]

Total mission failure. THE END Back to [[Start]]

Rosa had a choice to make: [[do as the Professor commanded]] or [[fuck up her plan]].

“Okay, okay, you win…” Rosa [[gave in]] and told the Professor what she wanted. She was clearly ecstatic as she gave Rosa the vial before leaving.

“Okay, I admit that I’ve-” And as the Professor was distracted with excitement by her words, Rosa [[clapped her hands]] together.

Before the Professor could react, vines broke through the floor and wrapped around her body, forcing her to the ground and [[keeping the vial safe]].

Rosa used the vial to transform all the creatures back into people, so she had saved the day in the end. But now she felt [[a hollow in her heart]].

Had it really been worth it? THE END Back to [[Start]]

Rosa ignored the villainess’ angry curses as she [[grabbed the vial and smashed it on the ground]] by the transformed creatures, turning them back into humans.

And as she unlocked the cages and called the authorities on her way out, she smiled as she thought eagerly about what she would tell Indi and Jay about her successful mission back at their base. THE END Back to [[Start]]

Walking into the green hedges, Indi immediately saw [[Curious standing above]] in his trademark wrestling outfit.

“Why, hello there!” The villain greeted smugly. “Glad to see you’ve arrived at last! Now, [[if you choose]]-”

“I really [[don’t have time]] for this,” interrupted Indi. “Just let me get to the detonator and maybe I’ll let you go with no punishment back to your lair.”

“Now, hold on for second,” said Curious the Furious with annoyance. “Just choose a proper gender and sexual orientation - one where you like ONE gender - and I’ll help you get through this maze. [[It’s. That. Simple.]]”

Indi considered their potential responses here: <ul><li>[[“Sure, I’ll do it…”]]</li><li>[[“Fuck your binaries”]]</li></ul>

Indi told Curious the Furious what he wanted to hear. And while they stopped the bomb, the words they had spoken brought them [[great sorrow and shame]].

“See, you have attitude problems!” Curious exclaimed. “Maybe if you ended this curious phase and [[picked a definitive side]], you’d be much more centered.”

Curious the Furious kept talking more and more. Indi thought about [[ignoring him]], [[waiting for him to finish]], or [[leaving entirely]].

Had it really been worth it? THE END Back to [[Start]]

Indi ignored [[Curious’ continued lecturing]] and walked down a path in the maze.

Indi waited for Curious to [[finish his monologue]] so they would never have to hear it again.

Indi decided that they [[had had enough]] of all this and left the maze entirely, no matter how much Curious called to them.

They heard the villain stop talking behind and how he [[sputtered with rage]] over the slight.

However, this went on for a very long time and the bomb went off as a result. Big whoops. THE END Back to [[Start]]

Then they remembered later that they were supposed to deal with a bomb. Oh shit.. THE END Back to [[Start]]

Coming upon [[another series of diverging paths]], Indi sighed. This was going to take forever.

Curious the Furious had jumped on top of the [[new set of hedges]]. He looked absolutely livid.

“Hey, come on! Do you want to stop the bomb or not?!” He growled out. “Just [[make your choices already]] and this will be all over!”

Indi thought quickly and decided to: <ul><li>[[keep walking]]</li><li>[[jump over him]]</li><li>[[give in to him]]</li></ul>

Indi continued to walk through the maze [[without any regard]] for Curious the Furious.

Knowing they shouldn’t waste more time, Indi [[leapt ridiculously high]] into the air, passing over Curious right into the clearing where the detonator rested on a pedestal.

Indi told Curious the Furious what he wanted to hear. And while they stopped the bomb, the words they had spoken brought them [[great sorrow and shame]].

As soon as they landed, Indi moved to grab it before Curious landed in front of them and [[got in their way again]].

However, they could not find their way through on their own in time and the bomb went off. Complete mission failure. THE END Back to [[Start]]

“NO, I WON’T LET YOU PASS! I refuse to let you [[until you choose]]!!” Curious flexed his muscles to threaten with his strength.

Indi thought about [[giving in finally]], [[punching him]], or [[shoving him out of the way]].

Indi finally gave in and told Curious the Furious what he wanted to hear. And while they stopped the bomb, the words they had spoken brought them [[great sorrow and shame]].

Indi, using their superhuman strength, [[punched Curious the Furious]] to get him out of their way.

Indi, using their [[superhuman strength]], simply shoved Curious the Furious, sending him flying and knocking him out.

Walking up, they grabbed the detonator and cautiously flipped the switch. Indi took out their phone and checked the faraway bomb’s status. It had [[deactivated]], so they sighed with relief.

However, because their strength was, y’know, superhuman, their punch shattered Curious’ ribcage which caused the bones to pierce his heart, [[killing him]].

....Superheroes aren't supposed to murder. THE END Back to [[Start]]

And as they checked if Curious was truly unconscious and called the authorities on their way out, Indi smiled as they thought eagerly about what they would tell Jay and Rosa about their successful mission back at their base. THE END Back to [[Start]]

Entering a patient’s room, he found [[a trembling patient]] curled into a corner.

He decided to react by: <ul><li>[[running forward to help]]</li><li>[[approaching them cautiously]]</li><li>[[backing slowly out]]</li></ul>

Running to assist the hostage, Jay had [[no time to react]] before the patient grabbed him and punched a hole through his chest.

He walked slowly forward and said, “Hey, [[I’m here to rescue you]]. Are you.. okay?”

Feeling uneasy about this, he moved backwards out of the room. However, he [[collided with another body]] right behind him.

At his words, this patient looked up and [[sprang upward]] at the sight of him.

Suddenly, they lunged at Jay, screaming, “[[DISEASE CARRIER]]!”

Jay had a brief moment to decide either to [[move out of the way]] or [[face them directly]].

Sidestepping away, the rage-filled patient smashed into the floor, [[knocking themselves out]] in the process.

Jay tried to confront them and take them down immediately, but they had [[unreal strength]], throwing him down onto the floor.

Jay headed back out into the hallway and was [[confronted]] by the appearance of many wandering patients.

Before they could attack him too, [[a monitor]] turned on suddenly that froze them in place.

On the screen was the smirking figure of [[Doctor Donald Deagan]].

“Oh look, one of the little superheroes!” The Doctor sneered. “And in a hospital no less! How ironic! [[Do you feel no shame]] here, you spreader of disease?”

Rolling his eyes at the villain’s familiar line, Jay thought about [[smashing the screen]], [[ignoring his question]], or [[telling him off]].

Tired of this, Jay [[flew forward]] to destroy the monitor.

“Maybe if you did your actual job curing and making warnings about illnesses instead of [[being an evil dickhead]], you wouldn’t worry so much about these so-called ‘diseases,’” Jay quipped back.

Jay ignored the Doctor who quickly grew impatient. “FINE. You won’t answer me? [[Then DIE]]!”

The Doctor pounded his fists on his desk. “Shut it, you disgusting mass!!! I’ll show you! I’ve hypnotized these patients to hate and destroy people just like you. [[You won’t make it out of here alive]]!!!”

The screen switched off, and [[the patients unfroze]], turning to attack him.

Jay had to think quickly. [[Catching the Doctor and breaking the hypnosis]] would free all these people. But he couldn’t search forever, not with this horde chasing him.

The Doctor was prideful. Where in the building was he hiding? <ul><li>[[morgue]]</li><li>[[chief of medicine’s office]]</li><li>[[surgeon’s office]]</li></ul>

Avoiding attackers along the way, he made it to the morgue but found it [[completely empty]].

Avoiding attackers along the way, he made it to the chief of medicine’s office. And as expected, there was Doctor Donald Deagan, [[looking smug in his assumed victory]].

Avoiding attackers along the way, he made it to the surgeon’s office but found it [[completely empty]].

Jay ran up and used his powers to compel the villain to [[tell him the truth]] about the hypnosis word.

The Doctor involuntarily gave him an answer. Jay ran to the desk and turned on the cameras set up there, broadcasting across the hospital as he spoke the word and [[broke the spell]] over everyone.

And as he tied up the Doctor and called the authorities on his way out, Jay smiled as he thought eagerly about what he would tell Rosa and Indi about his successful mission back at their base. THE END Back to [[Start]]

Multiple pairs of arms grabbed onto him from behind and dragged him down, tearing his flesh away with their bare hands. THE END Back to [[Start]]

Well, fuck. He died. THE END Back to [[Start]]

The patient used only their hands to rip open his throat. Blood pooled out onto the floor. THE END Back to [[Start]]

“You imbecile.” The Doctor [[disappeared]] off the monitor with these words before it could be broken.

Jay was confused until the bodies of the patients hit him from behind and he understood before the world went dark. THE END Back to [[Start]]

Before Jay could react, the monitor shut off and one of the patients attacked him from behind and tore into his flesh. THE END Back to [[Start]]

Jay tried to turn back the way he came, but the attacking patients overtook him for his mistake. THE END Back to [[Start]]