Pilot #6"Duplicate Designs"
This is the one I thought would go. I thought it can not miss this is a sure thing. T.V. viewers love this type of show, at least children that watch television seem to. I played twins!!! Rich snotty twins that both want to become fashion designers. The fashions they create are so terrible, but since their Father is the C.E.O. of Fashion Plate the most sucessful magazine in the fashion industry, the twins seem to have it made. In the Pilot episode the twins, Fallon and Teek, are in competition to see who will earn the honors of designing the new "look" for the hottest model in the world,Brindle. Fallon designs horrible looking "balloon" pants made out of some kind of shiney fabric. Meanwhile,Teek designs something she calls a "spring" dress, not named after the season but after the object that keeps your mattress bouncy. Each one wears there own design in public, to gauge how much the public will "crave this hot look". People gawk, point, giggle,and whisper at the sight these "walking fashion nightmares". Fallon and Teek assume the stares and whispers are out of jealous "fashion envy", and ready the presentation for Brindle. The "unveiling" is a glitzy gala of whos who in fashion and celebrity. The lights dim and a spotlight illuminates the cat walk. Fallon and Teek emerge looking like French Hobo Kellys. The room erupts in hysterical laughter, but the music is so loud Teek and Fallon are oblivious to the snickers. Parading around on the cat walk as if they were fashion perfection Teek and Fallon blow kisses and smile for the cameras. Suddenly the music stops and the laughter can now be heard by the twins. They stand motionless, completely and suddenly mortified. Brindle stands up from her chair and yells at the now quaking twins. "Looks like Versace will be designing my new look. I would not wear your monstrosities to the dump for a trash picking party. Twins of design, more like twins of vomit!" Brindle turns and quickly exits the large room. Teek and Fallon turn and run as fast as they can off stage and behind the curtains. Next we see Teek and Fallon crying on the phone to their Daddy telling him how Brindle humiliated them both in front of the crowd of celebrities The following scene is of Brindle walking past a newstand and seeing herself on the cover of Fashion Plate. Brindle picks up the magazine for a closer look, the headline above her face says "Human Waste tastes so Yummy! It is my new diet" Model Brindle Loses mind! Rumors of "poop parties" surround once popular model! Brindle screams out in agony and falls to her knees shaking. The last scene is of the twins giggling as they sunbathe by a pool. All Networks passed saying it was too much like a pair of real life sisters and they did not want to be sued.I thought with the Patty Duke endorsement we would have a deal. Like the tag-line reads "When twins both want to become fashion designers you get....Duplicate Designs".
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