Quiz: Select a Pizza and We’ll Reveal Which Disney Guy You Should Marry
Amelia Wedemeyer
Oh My Disney Contributor
Choosing a soul mate is a lot like selecting a pizza from the frozen aisle at the grocery store—it requires a decent amount of thought, compatibility, and commitment. That’s why we decided to create this quiz, which will match you to the Disney dude you should marry based on the very scientific process of selecting your favorite pizza from the bunch.
Your life will consist of eating pepperoni pizza slices with dreamboat Erik von Detten from the 2000s, so yes, it’s safe to say that you will be living our dream. Nothing says “wedded bliss” quite like a life filled with pineapple pizza and a really great guy like David. Here’s your one sentence fan fiction: you and Milo will spend the rest of your lives together exploring unknown civilizations while eating pizza with all the toppings. Your choice of pizza is classy (we’re looking at that arugula and prosciutto), which means you deserve a classy guy like Beast. Max Goof knows a thing or two about pepperoni pizza, which, interestingly, is our number one requirement when searching for a significant other. Your healthy choice of pesto pizza pairs well with Shang, who is hands down one of the fittest Disney characters ever. Honestly, our idea of a perfect date involves a magic carpet ride, Aladdin, and a pizza made for two. Ralph is the best, and he’s BFF with Vanellope, so you’d probably have a lot of candy for dessert after you enjoy your favorite pizza. Prince Naveen is the best and so is the pizza you chose! It’s a match made in gastronomic heaven. While happiness with Robin Hood is obviously guaranteed, we still have to ask: will you start a side hobby together where you take pizza from the rich and give it to the poor? There’s something about Prince Eric that screams, “I’ll make you a heart-shaped pizza because I love you!” And no, we are not complaining about it. Flynn could cook a pizza with that smoulder of his.Pick a pizza:
You should marry Erik von Detten from the 2000s!
You should marry David from Lilo & Stitch!
You should marry Milo from Atlantis!
You should marry Beast from Beauty and the Beast!
You should marry Max Goof from A Goofy Movie!
You should marry Shang from Mulan!
You should marry Aladdin!
You should marry Ralph from Wreck-It Ralph!
You should marry Prince Naveen from The Princess and the Frog!
You should marry Robin Hood!
You should marry Prince Eric from The Little Mermaid!
You should marry Flynn Rider from Tangled!
