MASH – Disney Edition, Round 1
Rachel Berman
Oh My Disney Contributor
You remember the genius school bus game MASH, right? You know, the one which decided your future based on a series of very scientific tests (aka your friend counting until you told her/him to stop and then using that number to choose your fate)? We knew you did. We’ve 2.0’d MASH by creating a Disney version for you. In just a few short moments you’ll find out which Disney Prince you’re going to marry, which Disney castle you’ll live in, and which Disney animal will be your pet. Get ready to discover the details of your wonderful, magical future:
My go-to comeback is
A penny saved is
Pick a number
If my father's machine accidentally shrunk me, and I wound up floating in a bowl of cereal, my cereal of choice would be
My favorite Disney vermin is
Pick a color
The ice cream flavor I most closely associate with the story of my life is
If I were stuck on a deserted island, the Disney object I'd like with me is
The items from Prince Ali's parade I'd like to take home with me are
Pick an antiquated expression
You're Going to Marry Prince Eric, Live in Snow White's Castle, and Have Pascal as a Pet!
Your life will simultaneously be full of salty tales of sailing the sea, games of hide and seek with a chameleon, and access to a lovely wishing well. We’re jealous.
You're Going to Marry Aladdin, Live in Rapunzel's Castle, and Have Phillipe as a Pet!
Get ready for a life full of adventures in the local marketplace, lanterns floating everywhere, and a horse that does NOT enjoy going into the woods after dark.
You're Going to Marry Prince Phillip, Live in Agrabah Palace, and Have Max as a Pet!
Your future holds a handsome prince who’s equally great at dancing and dragon-slaying, a beautiful palace with very high walls, and a ball of fluff with a great sense of smell. Congrats.
You're Going to Marry Beast, Living in Sleeping Beauty's Castle, and Have Magic Carpet as a Pet!
Your life is sure to be full of romance and (fingers crossed) libraries, along with a gorgeous hilltop abode, and a pet that doubles as both transportation and decoration.
You're Going to Marry Prince Naveen, Live in Prince Charming's Castle, and Have Maximus as a Pet!
We applaud your future full of impromptu ukele concerts, gorgeous midnight dances, and a no-nonsense horse easily bribed with apples.
You're Going to Marry Prince Charming, Live in Beast's Castle, and Have Abu as a Pet!
You’ll always be the loveliest girl at the ball in your future. You’ll live in an enchanted castle and your pet monkey will (hopefully) direct his impulse to steal towards big rubies for you!
You're Going to Marry the Prince, Live in Prince Eric's Castle, and Have Bruno as a Pet!
Your future includes one song about how much the Prince loves you, a seaside castle, and an adorable pup! Great job.
You're Going to Marry Flynn Rider, Live in Arendelle Castle, and Have Samson as a Pet!
Your future is full of smolders, a castle that includes 8,000 salad plates, and a horse that will do anything you say–for a carrot.
So … what does your future hold? Tell us in the comments!
